i can ride my bike with no handlebars.

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replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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Me: *points to favorite band member*
Me: That's my idiot


hearing a story thats obviously made up


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disney challege [4/9] ladies » Megara (Hercules)

Well you know how men are they think no means yes and get lost means take me i’m yours.

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seeing as its national coming out day, id like to let everyone know that im coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

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My anaconda will consider it

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