glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
necrophilofthefuture: most relatable marina tweets
the-bloody-celtic-guardian: quirkybrittany: you cant enter my if you’re not wearing a But what if I’m the
kili-the-dwarf: Extended version marathon with the “Lord of the Rings” movies and the “Hobbit” movies
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That feeling you get when you're peeing after...
lolsofunny: lolfunniest: (lol here!)
floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
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calibornery: kingcroacus: fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok are we human or are we trees
send me 'have you evers' and i will reply with yes...
person: how long does it take to get there?
me: 3 songs
In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids...
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caelhammer: what if i was cool oh wait i am